piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.

Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009

piss-dangle

1. (v) to be pissed off and confused at the same time
2. (v) to take a big sh*t
3. (adj) an adjective that can be used to describe almost anything

1. dude, what happened last night? i am so piss-dangled.
2. i gotta piss-dangle
3. Jonas blacked out on the sled piss-dangled.

by Speaker 11 October 30, 2010

Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

piss on it and walk away

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.

by Sexydimma April 20, 2017

pipesicle

a frozen pipe, play on words from popsicle

Uh I need a plumber, my pipes became pipesicles last night.

by Derpy derpenson May 31, 2017

Piss the shit off

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off

I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off

by Therandomone February 4, 2018