pirate costume

A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components:
- a shirt (not a t-shirt)
- full-length trousers
- a belt
- a vest
It is then accessorised with some of the following:
- a plastic or cardboard sword
- a headscarf or bandana
- a hook
- an eyepatch
- a parrot

The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes:
1. Each person may own only one pirate costume.
2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume.
3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume.
4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights.
5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates.
6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.

Terrance: I'm going to put on a pirate costume.

by ¡Aspirex! June 20, 2006

surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

by mo cox February 1, 2007

Cod Eye Pirate

A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.

That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.

by The CrotchMeista January 20, 2005

protection

some form of a contraceptive

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...

by ald;fjk March 2, 2004

pirate

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.

by Myc September 14, 2005

pirate booty

v. to plunder treasure
n. another name for pirate treasure.

Beastie Boys: "Profesor, what's another name for pirate treasure?" Professor: "Well I think it's booty, boo, boo, boo, booty, that's what it is..."

The treasure ship sank before it became pirate booty, much to the avail of piracy.

by Chance Lonestar November 17, 2006

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion

Gay man.

There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.

by spam javelin June 11, 2003