Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023

Edwino Penguino

Edwino Penguino is a very kind person with an amazing taste of music and has the nickname Penguino which then makes him a Edwino Penguino which is a nickname for anyone that fits the following description of being kind, loyal, a great taste of music and is a genuine guy to be around and will always stick by your side.

My friend Edwino Penguino is the best you could ever ask for

by Mr.Penguino April 14, 2023

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.

The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.

by remarketer May 12, 2011

Tickle my penguin

1. Another word for self gratification. 2. When something turns you on.

1. I was so hot yesterday, I had to tickle my penguin.

2. That really tickles my penguin.

by Imoria Grey May 21, 2011

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style)

This is a fairly new term and it works a lot, you lift your body, place your hands under your back as you slide down a water slide, while crossing your legs like normal, and you should archive a good speed (this is the sled style). Then to do the penguin style, just go head first and slide with your feet together and your hands firmly on your body. Simple.

Speed water sliding (penguin style and sled style) can yeet on ur enemy

by Action movies (marvel) June 4, 2019