Kirked in the Pants

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.
Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
by Pissy Calorie June 11, 2011
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Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region
Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.
by Peter January 16, 2004
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pants hampster

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
by MemphisTN September 13, 2005
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Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.
Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
by Mr. Pants Penis September 25, 2009
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Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.
Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!
by definitively October 24, 2009
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tight pants

when a guy is happy =)
The viagra made him have tight pants.
by sammeh3 July 01, 2006
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Poopy pants

A grown man or woman who has soiled themselves, however, are unable to grasp the obvious fact they need their nappie changed.
Omg Alan is being a total poopy pants today. Does he need his nappie changed?
by I.A.P.P. August 14, 2014
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