Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"
Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
by Pissy Calorie June 11, 2011
by Peter January 16, 2004
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
by MemphisTN September 13, 2005
the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.
Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
by Mr. Pants Penis September 25, 2009
Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.
Often occurs while sitting down.
Often occurs while sitting down.
by definitively October 24, 2009
by sammeh3 July 01, 2006
A grown man or woman who has soiled themselves, however, are unable to grasp the obvious fact they need their nappie changed.
by I.A.P.P. August 14, 2014