the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.
Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009
Get the Pants Penismug. In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
by MemphisTN October 17, 2005
Get the pants hampstermug. by Moby Doug April 24, 2010
Get the camel pantsmug. pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.
"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"
by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007
Get the splash pantsmug. Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.
Often occurs while sitting down.
Often occurs while sitting down.
by definitively October 23, 2009
Get the Pants Penismug. 
Stretchy-elastic-waisted pants that women resort to wearing when they can't get their jeans zipped. They are often the result of holiday eating, are dark in color, and usually worn from November 30 through January 10.
"Hi Kathy, I haven't seen you wear those pants before"
"Yea, I put on a few pounds and everything else is too tight so I am wearing my fat pants"
"Yea, I put on a few pounds and everything else is too tight so I am wearing my fat pants"
by bingo-lingo November 30, 2009
Get the fat pantsmug.