pimp in law

what a mother calls her daughters pimp

person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you

person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law

by blahness09 April 10, 2010

Kitchen Pimp

A person who has viewed every episode of "cooking with Coolio" and is now therefore an expert at ghetto gourmet, pasta like a Rasta, and chillin and grillin'. Kitchen pimps are experts at taking cheap, nasty ingredients that no one wants an making them look appetizing, similar to how a normal pimp uses nasty whores and still makes money. Every true kitchen pimp has a kitchen pimp jacket, look up cookin' with coolio for examples.

guy 1: Yo that guy has mad cookin skills.

guy 2: Ya he's a kitchen pimp now bruh.

by I AM RETEP. August 7, 2017

Pimp slot

(In reality television), the last performance of the night on a show which uses the public vote as the deciding factor, usually the most remembered and least likely to be voted off. Often used by producers to try and sway the vote.

It's obviously rigged for Yasmin, she's had four pimp slots on the bounce.

by Loleeeeta September 22, 2016

papa pimp

Papa Pimp aka Papa Gimp 2. / (papa ɡɪmp) / noun. US and Canadian offensive, slang a physically disabled person, esp one who is lame. slang a sexual fetishist who likes to be dominated and who dresses in a leather or rubber body suit with mask, zips, and chains. One who wears glasses with hidden cameras and stalks college campuses 20 years after their eligibility status has expired. A long faced fool who looks like a stunt double for the Easter Islands statues and wears church socks pulled to his knees with a matching Wal-Mart Burberry shorts set. Favorite beverage is Mike's Hard Lemonade.

This dude walks around with hidden cameras thinking hes a pimp but hes 49 years old searching for women at walmart to post on Boxden calling himself papa pimp

by Visionvixen.com April 19, 2022

pickle pimp

to be so excellent as a pimp, this person always has his picle in somebody.....resulting in the pickle affect.

That Gregg has slept with so many girls this week, he became the pickle pimp.

by culjules June 20, 2008

syph-pimp

A pimp whose hoes have the syph. He purposely sells his hoes to people, with the weird infatuation of syph dominating the female vaginas and male pee-pee's of all people. Though ironically he does NOT have the syph.

my wife cheated on me the other night so i called the syph-pimp to hook me up with a hoe. Me and my wife are back together but that bitch wont cheat again...SHE GOTS DA SYPH!!

by Alleybabii February 23, 2008

pimp windows

Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.

It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...

by wordshark November 6, 2007