Note

Past tense of nut. Often used when talking to male colleagues in a joking or misogynistic manor. Can be used in past tense as “noted”

Hey John! Guess what? I noted in my girl last night and got her pregnant.

by Bigdaddyblaine December 20, 2017

chaldean notebook

an empty cigarette carton often used in party stores as material for writing on.

"Baba we need some cigarettes i'll make you a list to take to sam's club."
"Ok."

"Do we have any paper?"

"Here i gotta put the malboros up you can use this chaldean notebook when i done."

by ani iraqi August 2, 2011

notepad

a bizzare sexual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a 'post it' note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a vagina or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation

first guy:he has a notepad
second guy:he's called daryl
both:hah hah hah hah hah
both:big headed bastard!

by stoneth November 3, 2004

The Notebook

Based on the best-selling novel by Nicholas Sparks. One of the few movies that's actually as good as/better than the book with some very talented actors.
Ok, ok. It's the definition of a chick flick. It's the movie girls force their boyfriends to watch repeatedly and the boyfriend pretends not to like it, when in actuality, they think it's quite a good movie but are too manly to admit it.

Typical male: My girlfriend made me watch the Notebook last night. Total fucking chick flick, man!
Typical male friend: Yeah, man, that movie sucked but the sex scenes were off the hook!

by ilovechickflix October 6, 2009

mash note

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex

I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.

by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2009

nomesses

a male, useally a father figure in his mid 40's whos main hobbies include mowing the lawn, driving his 97' taurus to and fro the post office where he mantains his steady job of a mail carrier. also, he enjoys making up reasons to yell and/or scream at his kids. most commonly used reasons are music being too loud, MESSES of any sort, not helping out around the house, not having money for gas, etc. generally, having another male figure living next door by the name of scooter that fucks up the walls in the daughter figures bedroom.

boy 1: omg, last night i left the mayonaise out in the kitchen.
boy 2: hopefully, your dad dosent pull a nomesses!

by jenni:) June 19, 2008

note to self

funny website where you can write advice for everyone to see www.ntself.com

Note to self, Check for dishes before pissing in the sink.

by ntself January 5, 2011