noodlesmudge

The name of the cutest cat ever. Usually pure white with green eyes and the cutest paws. Noodlesmudges tend to grow close to their owners hearts and are lovable and adorable. If you ever have the honor of owning a noodlesmudge you are one of the luckiest people.

The act of being so cute it hurts!

Person 1: oh look, there's a cute cat!
Person 2: oh that's most definitely a noodlesmudge!!!

by kirstiekirst September 17, 2011

Noodle

An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.

Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.

After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”

by Ootheco February 10, 2022

pablo noodles

a retarded kid who drank to much and puked noodles and is a Mexican

josh Shaw is pablo noodles

by frank oyly April 2, 2009

golden noodle

the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.

I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?

by georgINA spellvin January 26, 2010

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 9, 2008

Toasting my noodle

When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.

I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Cup of Noodles

A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.

"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."

by Maruchan :) July 7, 2008