Nolan

A gross name that relates with many gross people. This person is usually the type of person to only play minecraft, Roblox and/or Fortnite.

guy 1: Ew is that nolan?
guy 2: yeah, he's the one kid who ate paste in first grade

by Sotamboys January 8, 2023

Nolan

Pogger gamer who likes math rock and bitter coffee

Dang that Nolan can really keep up with the polyrhythms and the PC gamin

by blooperscoopertrooperflooper January 24, 2023

Nolan

Nolan is annoying and will forgive a total asshole of a friend in a couple of days, if they were to stop acting like a complete asshole. He is incredibly toxic often, also, he is a total sexist. You do NOT want to be friends with him, he will become unbearably clingy, and if you say anything about it, he will get pissed at you and your friendship will never be the same, in fact you will learn to hate him and his assholery.

Sammy: Ughhhh!! My brother is SO annoying!!

Steve: Wow, he sounds like a total Nolan!

by scarscarscarscarscar February 5, 2023

Nolan

Also known as Daddy. He is so handsome. He is always fun to be around. He has a really thick cock and loves to spoil his baby girl.

Nolan makes me so wet.

by Nolans Barbie March 4, 2023

Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Noasia

Republic of Noasia. Micronation located in Norfolk, VA USA.

Hail to Noasia! Hail to Mint! Hail!

Noasia has won independence! Tristganastan has lost the war!

by Mintyyy April 12, 2023

Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023