maille

The act of having dirty sex with the postman.
OR
The act of the postman sticking his 'mail' in your box

"What did you do do last night Megan?"

"Oh, the postman just came over and gave me a maille"

by ChristinaKrem September 14, 2007

Maile

A rare form of naked mole-rat only found in awkward situations in the cafeteria.

While talking to the guy she liked, a Maile appeared. :)

by UnstoppableAwkward151 January 16, 2011

Fuckbook Mail

Getting 100 e-mails from facebook that you don't care about.

Ughhh, I hate Fuckbook mail

by 1agg3r June 30, 2011

Mailman

When a lover mails there sperm or juices in the mail to another person.

My girlfriend is awesome and mailmans me all the time.

by Caption cool April 19, 2009

mailen

A baby still in the womb.

"We had sex last week. I hope I don't have a malien growing inside of me."

by fropes August 25, 2005

p-mail

A shortened version of porn-mail The e-mail adress that is used to access free offers on porn sites. It is not your real e-mail, but just one that recieves all of the spam e-mails.

Mick: Yeah, it sounds like a great site, but it says it needs my e-mail. I don't want it to have it.

Steve: Don't worry, just use your p-mail

by JJ5418 June 19, 2007

Flee-Mail

E-Mail typically used at work to get out of work or justify absences.

Typical Flee-Mail sent at work: "I have a (Doctor, Dentist, etc) appointment", "I'll be out of the office on (Vac, Personal day, Sick Leave, etc", "I'm taking a Late Lunch.." "I'll be leaving the office due to a personal emergency, etc..."

by Kerry Baldwin October 12, 2008