new york minute

A very short period of time; within a blink or a heartbeat. Originates from the legendary fast pace of life in New York.

I can beat that score in a new york minute.

by progamer124 December 6, 2003

monster head

1 . any girl or guy who gives amazing head.

2 . a great blow job

wow , that bitch gives some monster head bro !

monster head

by yodelingyoda February 6, 2010

Salad Monster

A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.

Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.

by AIR D March 21, 2009

Shnuggle Monster

A monster knitted by the health fairy. He snuggles with the sick and makes them feel all better with cuddles and kisses.

His main mode of transport is upon a rainbow, but has been known to use moonbeams and starlight.

He comes in all different colours and enjoys many activities such as pie eating, drumming, dancing and rollerskating.

oh no, what do you mean you are ill? hopefully the shnuggle monster will take your pain away

by Writingck28 August 31, 2010

One minute

The response given by a teen to a parent, without regard to any actual measure of time.

Father: Put that iPhone down right now and come let the dog out.
Lexi: One minute.

by jp19610 August 12, 2017

You're not worth my minutes

A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number

Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.

Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.

by ting ting lover December 2, 2009

Monster Rancher

One of the coolest TV shows of its time.

I want them to bring back Monster Rancher and show all three seasons uncut!

by Bone February 15, 2004