ass monster

when your pants are eaten by your ass and you can see your crack

"man that guys got a major ass monster."

by frosty8 June 24, 2008

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Monster Box

an excessively hairy female vagina

J. Lo has a monster box.

by Heywood Jablowme November 3, 2003

Whore Monster

A once normal whore, or prostitute, who has been converted into some sort of monster either via a zombie attack, vampire embracing, or some other sort of incident that would result in the changing of a human being into the aforementioned monster.

Friend 1: "Holy shit, dude! Run! There are whore monsters everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"

Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"

Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"

Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!

by Erroneous2u June 7, 2011

Power Hungry Monster

A person who craves an insane amount of power constantly. The person will sacrifice any and all of his time in order to gain more power.

See God

by The Power Hungry Monster February 5, 2003

Heyman monster

Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!

Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.

Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.

Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?

*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!

by gerryforreals October 29, 2009

tit monster

the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.

Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?

by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008