social media vegan

One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents

He is such a social media vegan, he doesn't even have an Instagram!

by Danisaurjumps January 29, 2015

social media card revoked

When your Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook account gets deleted for making a fake profile or posting fake news.

She got her social media card revoked for posting fake news.

by RegtheEnforcer February 4, 2017

Love Media

A fictional radio station corporation featured in the Grand Theft Auto series. Most likely a parody of a real radio corporation like Clear Channel, and such.

"You're listening to HEAD radio. Owned by Love Media. Making sure every radio station in America sounds EXACTLY the same!" Mike Hunt, DJ, Grand Theft Auto III

by Charmouche March 12, 2017

social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

Social Media Taylor Swift

A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.

Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."

Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."

Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"

Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."

by Hey Jack June 7, 2017

Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....

Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb

by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017

Hocial Media

hocial media: listing your twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, and messaging accounts in the personal sections of each media forum. for dating or casual hook-ups. Ala back page and POF, etc.

Did you see the recent pictures Crystal posted of herself? She's gone Hocial Media. Someone report her!

by WildestBlings October 25, 2017