Shopping Legs

The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!

Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"

by mrfitz January 18, 2009

Leg Time

1. verb The act of caressing your lover's legs. Almost always a precursor to who ha time.

As his hand gently moved up her thigh she proclaimed "ooh I like leg time."

by Cadoism December 23, 2017

Elvis' leg

Female physical reaction upon reaching climax.

The effect on a young lady's lower limb upon reaching the finale of a romantic encounter.
This will only occur if the young lady in question is standing upright...there also usualy follows a short "uh huh huh"..lending the illusion that an impression of the King is being attempted, hence "Elvis' leg"

by chris grounds December 11, 2006

chicken legs

When a guy has skinny legs.

Girl #1: "Your boyfriend has chicken legs"
Girl #2: "So what? who cares! I love him!!"

by LIRL2 October 1, 2008

leg fuck

When a dog or similar size / type of animal clamps onto a human's leg, and gives your leg a good fucking, usually without the human's consent.

Lewy walked into room with Jim, with Jim asking Lewy, "Where is your dog?" Within a second of hearing Lewy's voice, Woody the dog of the house clamped onto Lewy's leg. Lewy then being pushed to the floor as Woody fucked his leg good and hard.

by Lewis Chalk June 5, 2005

leg-humper

The world wide web gave geeks a whole new way to stalk girls.

They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.

OMGHI2U I LOVE YOU. Let's go out!

by Lee September 17, 2004

Dirty leg

The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.

That Gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg.

by James March 10, 2004