Jonald

A man who hires a prostitute and pays her twice to keep their interaction secret.

The American people elected a Jonald as their president.

by somenamethatslongenoughthatnoo May 10, 2025

Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.

This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.

by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025

Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔

I did a Jonah Bryan on dat hoe

by Vietol May 15, 2025

Jonah

Busted in 2 minutes with his micro bulge

“Yoooo ur basically Jonah right now”

by Santana444 August 26, 2025

Joads

Edith says, “loads are joads, and joads are loads, stay back… how do I upload this picture, dang it, Joads!” She don’t know, she a Joads.

You know you Joads when your f*ck bud roommate asks for a free-be instead of paying rent this month, let’s talk stripper licking next month

by allahalan September 7, 2025

Jonah

the sweet boy named jonah, hes a introverted sweetheart who will love u till never becomes forever<3
he doesnt argue nor judge you!!
his brown eyes are like sweet chocolate milk, and ontop of that his curly brown hair makes him look so adorbs!

love him forever and ever!

me: "omg see that guy over there?!"
person: "oh my goshhh yes i do, hes so pretty!"
me: "i think i might ask him out, isnt his name jonah?"
person: "omg hes in my class yes it is!, go for it girlll!!"

by whatsmyaddress.com September 20, 2025

Jonah Ng’ing

“Jonah” is typically used as sentence clutter and is essentially useless. NGing refers to kissing an Indian whore—that one was a boyfriend with—while she’s sleeping.

“Jo used by a black man as “Yo”) nah, no way you’re NGing her right now”

“Jonah Ng’ing her is a crazy move, you jew”

by Jonah Ng October 28, 2025