allahalan's definitions

Wet Edith

When Joads unload, Edith takes out her teeth. Everyman jacks off to Edith when porn is boring or, frankly, disgusting. Yes, I blew big time, wet edith, throw away that sock.

girl, I apologized three times, your wet edith hits my taint, you drilling my hole hard, EDITH

by allahalan September 7, 2025

Stripper Licking

enhanced good time or needs enhancing or attending to

last night when we were together I had a stripper licking best time

that barn door over yonder needs a stripper licking before I haul my tractor in there

by allahalan July 18, 2025

Joads

Edith says, “loads are joads, and joads are loads, stay back… how do I upload this picture, dang it, Joads!” She don’t know, she a Joads.

You know you Joads when your f*ck bud roommate asks for a free-be instead of paying rent this month, let’s talk stripper licking next month

by allahalan September 7, 2025