allahalan's definitions

Stripper Licking

enhanced good time or needs enhancing or attending to

last night when we were together I had a stripper licking best time

that barn door over yonder needs a stripper licking before I haul my tractor in there

by allahalan July 18, 2025

Joads

Edith says, “loads are joads, and joads are loads, stay back… how do I upload this picture, dang it, Joads!” She don’t know, she a Joads.

You know you Joads when your f*ck bud roommate asks for a free-be instead of paying rent this month, let’s talk stripper licking next month

by allahalan September 7, 2025

Wet Edith

When Joads unload, Edith takes out her teeth. Everyman jacks off to Edith when porn is boring or, frankly, disgusting. Yes, I blew big time, wet edith, throw away that sock.

girl, I apologized three times, your wet edith hits my taint, you drilling my hole hard, EDITH

by allahalan September 7, 2025

shaft scraper

a mustache with an abundance of hair that completely covers the upper lip and teeth at all times

dude, that was awesome! I came so hard and your shaft scraper cleaned off my dick without a trace

by allahalan February 3, 2026

bro bumping

that especially nice greeting when embracing and hugging your best bro, gym bro, or BFF and you tilt your pelvis forward to purposefully feel both your dicks touch.

John: “hey Joe, great to see you! Been a while, too long. How was your flight?”
(Embracing with bro bumping)
Joe: “excellent Bro! Whoa! Did I just feel your dick?”
John: “yep! We are bro bumping.”
Joe: “got me hard… let’s go!”

by allahalan February 13, 2026

pulchritudinous pussy

an affectionate name for those most perfect and beautiful woman’s genitalia that are both hypnotically attractive and glorious in function.

Every man — whether single, married, age of consent, old, drunk, sober, mild-mannered, athletic, or heteroflexible — cherishes the pulchritudinous pussy, often when reminiscing alone or when sharing an emotional connection with a BFF.

John: swallows another whiskey shot and repeats his story of the light-skinned young woman with her memorable pulchritudinous pussy to whom he lost his virginity.
Joe: having heard his BFF’s story many times before, nods, smiles a broad smile, and contemplates his own wife, at home, in bed and waiting for him.

by allahalan February 15, 2026