jizz wrangler 

One who commands multiple offering of ejaculate in their mouth without spilling amy after sucking many cocks in succession

"What about that ho at the crack party?" "Dude she took 13 cocks and never spilled a drop, a total jizz wrangler!" "Man, that's my mom!"

jizz wrangler by munchowskysonville October 5, 2005

jizz fizzler

premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

jizz fizzler by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 17, 2006

jizz biscuit 

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

jizz biscuit by waldo December 4, 2003

jizz rag 

A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.

Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.

jizz rag by seangribben January 15, 2008

jizz biscuit 

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.

Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.

jizz biscuit by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

Jizz Fag 

The lowest form of fag imaginable. Not just a fag but a fag covered in jizz. It's pretty horrible if you think about it.

Yoh, you seen what your man was wearing? Homie looks like a straight up, Jizz Fag!

Jizz Fag by Diego Pendejo September 16, 2009

Jizz hands 

1.) An air blowjob, complete with money shot.

2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.

1.)I was so hot I went and jizz handed the fan.

2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.

Jizz hands by Zephyrzkingdom August 11, 2010