splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007

camel pants

Crotch huggers which outline the mons.

Grezelda's camel pants seemed painted on, and left the boys panting.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

pants hampster

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.

In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.

by MemphisTN October 17, 2005

Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region

Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.

by Peter January 16, 2004

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 23, 2009

tight pants

when a guy is happy =)

The viagra made him have tight pants.

by sammeh3 June 30, 2006

Poopy pants

A grown man or woman who has soiled themselves, however, are unable to grasp the obvious fact they need their nappie changed.

Omg Alan is being a total poopy pants today. Does he need his nappie changed?

by I.A.P.P. August 13, 2014