Art Homework

An excused used to say your going to go masturbate.

John: Hey Marcus you wanna go to the movies??
Marcus: Nah man I have to go do my art homework ;)

by Sir MeatBeater May 28, 2010

homework

a method of wooing someone

"how'z is goin' - if you done your homework, you should be good and in"

by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

homeworkstock

A source for education which includes hundreds of thousands of study materials. Usually used by students for finding study samples to master a subject and get inspired to write their own tasks.

A website I used for exam preparation is a Homeworkstock. I wouldn't pass my exam without it.

by homeworkstock December 11, 2018

homeworksexual

a person who is attracted to homework, especially homework given by white old males with big dick energy. Could be a random homeless man on the street giving you tasks. Makes them turned on.

Aye do you want a task little boy?
"yes sir I would love a task old man"
Okay turn around, close your eyes, and remove your pants. Bend over.
"okay teacher *squeals cutely* ugh im so homeworksexual"

by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom November 20, 2023

homeworker

Homeworking jobs are performed by homeworkers who work at home in such home-based jobs as telecommunications.

She is a homeworker

by scotu February 26, 2009

homeworkius

During the first week of summer holidays, one forgets that it is summer and worries that there is homework to be done during the weekend.

Person 1: Sorry, man. I can't drink Sunday night, I have to get my Sunday night homework sesh on.
Person 2: Dude, it's summer, you don't have homework. You must be coming down with some serious homeworkius.

by imlivingwithhomeworkius July 25, 2013

homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.

"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"

by JayBlack October 30, 2016