Heat puddle(s)

A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.

I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete

by Hannah Canadian April 18, 2018

Heat Wave Bag

When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.

I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.

by McGuyver604 August 11, 2013

heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

distinctively heated argument

A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.

It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.

Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.

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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"

by wasp2020 May 26, 2005

Packing some heat

When a male has a particularly large penis.

"I got with this dude last night, and let me tell you. He was packing some heat"

by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

Throw Heat

To Fart or Pass Gas

Justin Haze wanted to throw heat right next to me but I told him not to. I can't stand the smell!

by jjhayes79 February 3, 2010