cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

goblin grappler

when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.

boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'

by jreagan43 July 21, 2011

goblin breath

The smell of your breath when waking up in the morning, after having a post midnight snack.

Johnny said I had goblin breath when I woke up this morning. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that midnight burrito.

by Hns89 May 11, 2014

Gielington's Disease

A disease that starts out mild, but ends with the victim speaking only in internet memes.

Troy was diagnosed with Gielington's Disease, that's why we can't take him seriously.

by topeka999 May 15, 2016

Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.

Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.

Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.

by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017

Goedinghaus

“In the care of Gods’ house.” Or, “In Gods name we Trust.”

Origin of surname dates back to Atlantis scriptures: Goedinghaus is today’s spelling which dates back to German heritage. “Good Cummings” is how I translates in German.

by Msladyluck777 November 20, 2017