fondo491

a fat shrek

Fondo491 is fat

by iamgoosey April 16, 2021

Fondie

Irish slang for a kiss and a hug, usually kissing the cheek while holding the person receiving the fondie.
Primarily said towards children and not adults.

Mam: "Alright, folks, we're heading off! Give yer nana a fondie before you leave."

by potato_in_crime October 3, 2021

Fondlephobe

A person that dislikes fondling as it's name suggests

Girlfriend: hey bae you wanna cuddle?
Bro: nah im a fondlephobe and also im busy playing with The Boys

by BOB TEHUAH June 8, 2023

Fondalma

Fondalma Is An Very Dangerous Type Of Plague Found In Northernmost mongolia and the border between russia and mongolia, the contagnition rate is 90%.

Symptomes Of Fondalma: Rash, Coughing, Fever, Stomach Pains, Tumors
After All The Symptoms, Its Death

The Lethality Of Fondalma is 100%

Currently There Is No Other Cure Than Someone Who Will Fondle on your balls

This Type Of Plague Only Affects Males, As Females Dont Have Balls

Doctor: You Are Diagnosed With Fondalma
Person: Whats Fondalma?
Doctor: Fondalma balls.

by XyvVPN July 3, 2023

follicular fondling

The act of getting your played with whether by a professional, loved one or friend.

Another, more intimate, word for hair action

I'm going to the hairdresser's for some follicular fondling.

by TheHairGoddess October 4, 2010

Granny Fondler

To Fondle someones Granny

Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!

by DedMonkey December 20, 2010

iPad Fondling

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!

by IPad Fondler September 11, 2011