facestalking 

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

facestalking by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

Fake 

fake
Verb
faking, faked
1. to cause something not genuine to appear real or more valuable by fraud
2. to pretend to have (an illness, emotion, etc.)

Heather is a fake

Fake by humdi1 March 31, 2009

Fake Break 

Fake break:- time away with your spouse and children under the age of 7, where you spend time in swimming pools, petting farms and zoos but do not get any personal time to relax

I asked Chris if he had a good time on holiday: he replied he was away with his wife and kids and so it was a "Fake Break

Fake Break by Rags 64 August 26, 2010

fake vegetarian 

A pretentious person whom wants to act like a vegetarian, but they love having the bratwurst in and around their mouth. They also pretend to support green movements, but secretly eat the bones of KFC from bins.

Tom Jones: M8 eating meat is bad!?!
Rick Ross: U weren't saying that last night with my creamy bratwurst in your mouth..
Tom Jones: What are you saying...
Rick Ross: that you aint thuggin' son, you a fake vegetarian.

fake vegetarian by m8udunkno July 22, 2014

fake tan 

will make you orange

P1: "did you see Eve's fake tan?"
P2: "yeah she looks like an orangutan!"

fake tan by querky June 22, 2015

Fake Love 

No. 2 Tracklist of Love Yourself 轉 'Tear' and It has RIAA Certificate as well as DNA and MIC Drop (feat. Desiigner) Steve Aoki Remix

Jimin: I'm so sick of this Fake Love.
Jin: I'm so sorry but its Fake Love.

Fake Love by ARMYnism August 15, 2018

fuck the fake people! 

people that feel power over other people when being fake and fucking themselves over.

P1: fuck the fake people!

fuck the fake people! by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019