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by hateyourexexex October 23, 2010
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Donkey Ex Girlfriend

Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.
Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!

Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"

Jimmy: Stop saying that!

Jerry: I am pink.
by Aardvark Ex Boyfriend February 1, 2009
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Future ex girlfriend

Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!

A few days later . . .

Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009
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The League of Evil Exes

A loose organization of persons formerly in relationships who consider themselves villainous. Members are identified by a common t-shirt.
The League of Evil Exes has known connections with the company 'Snorg Tees'.
by crob93 October 28, 2010
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flexin on my ex

Flexin on my ex, if you know what i mean.

flex time to hav sex
by Diazbabey November 10, 2010
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ex-box 360

When one has sex with his girlfriend after they have been broken up, by pulling a full rotation (360) back to his ex-box.
"Man did you hear Bill and Jenn hooked up again?"
"Oh what? I thought they broke up a month ago."
"Yea, he pulled an ex-box 360."
by Scheffv March 13, 2008
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National ex day

man she was not a good match for you National ex day
by Anonman1 May 31, 2019
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