Urban Dictionary 

A cry-pit for angsty white male middle schoolers from affluent neighborhoods.

Popular subjects that Urban Dictionary users like to cry over:

-Anything "emo"-related
-"Haters"
-George W. Bush, and how he's personally oppressing you.
-Anyone with any mainstream religious beliefs
-Anyone who gets laid on a regular basis
-Their parents
-School
-Television and the media
-The "rap" music
-Minorities
-Women
-Sports
-The police
-Video game consoles
-Weed
-Anyone who dares have a different opinion on a subjective subject than you.
-Anyone who doesn't share the typical affluent angsty white male middle schooler opinion

All people do on Urban Dictionary is bitch and whine about everything.

Urban Dictionary by sdagfads January 4, 2008

urban dictionary 

are you fucking kidding me???

do you seriously need a definition for urban dictionary? dude... you suck.

urban dictionary by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 22, 2010

urban dictionary store 

The store where you can buy kool Urban Dictionary merchandise

I gotta buy that tshirt from da urban dictionary store

urban dictionary store by jbx November 1, 2006

Urban Dictionary 

A.) A place that teenagers use as a thinly-veiled excuse to whine about something when all their friends are sick of hearing them talk about it.

B.) Crack for passive-aggressive people. Read some of the definitions, you'll see what I mean.

Urban Dictionary is a colossal waste of time unless you really want to hear what some whiny emo kid has to say in defense of being emo.

Urban Dictionary by DrThemo July 29, 2009

Urban Dick-tionary 

A person who constantly references Urban Dictionary definitions and will accept anything there as fact, usually in a bit of a douchebag manner. He constantly tells his friends to look up things there and will even masturbate to Urban Dictionary on occasion.

Urban Dick-tionary: Hey dudes, whatcha up to?
Al: Just discussing the Coriolis Force with Francis.
Urban Dick-tionary: Oh, well on Urban Dicktionary it says the Coriolis Force is caused by different toilet designs between the hemispheres. Cool, huh?
Francis: God, what an Urban Dick-tionary...

Urban Dick-tionary by Nora Hemmingwurst September 3, 2012

what are the best words to search on Urban Dictionary 

lol this isn't google why are you searching this

you: im so bored what should i do? oh maybe i should search something funny on Urban Dictionary... huh what should i search...? oh i know *types what are the best words to search on Urban Dictionary*

...and thats how u got here....

what are the best words to search on Urban Dictionary by chickenwang_wrld August 7, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

A place where any stupid fuck tries to make up a new word, thinking he/she is cool because they're going to start a new word.

Stupid Guy: Hey I added the term Shit Kicker Pussy Licker to Urban Dictionary, how cool am i?

Stupid Guys Friends: hey yeah your pretty cool

Urban Dictionary by Bobobobbabobab August 27, 2006