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I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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That's so rock climbing

You'll feel it in your gut, desperately escaping your lips. When you see something that's just so rock climbing, you've gotta say it.
*a climber drives to a nearby restaurant to poop instead of going in the woods* "That's so rock climbing"
by amawomps April 13, 2023
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I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass
I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024
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delta keep climbing

The advertisement “Delta keep climbing” really should be “Delta in-flight stripclub and prostitution” because Delta is that good
by Bad C dev November 6, 2024
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Colorado Cum Clobber

The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.
Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
by t4zyl February 3, 2026
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Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.
"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"
by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025
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Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning
"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"
by General Herpes July 19, 2025
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