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Kelly Clarkson

1. American Idol Winner

2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.

3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.

2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.

3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012
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Clarkstown North

Hell on Earth. Filled with jappy girls, guys who juul and get 4.0s, and general shittiness all around. It's practically impossible to fit in with the amount of cliques and awful people here. The building is run-down, the academics are incredibly difficult, and we're infested with roaches and rats. Everyone here wants to get the fuck out of this toxic environment and never come back. The administration scratches their heads and wonders why the student population is steadily decreasing every year. Maybe because we don't want our children living in this real-life horror show.
RIch, douchey Jewish kid who disrespects everyone around him - "Yo, I just got into Harvard!! I'm going to get laid, hit the juul then win sections tomorrow!"
Person who is friendly, respects everyone, is intelligent, funny and attractive - "I got bullied at Clarkstown North for the entire time I was there. Luckily, I now have a beautiful wife, a mansion, and a great group of friends because I didn't act like a fucking asshole all the time."
by DepressedBoi February 4, 2018
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clackalackin

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What up naka, whats clackalackin
by Dave April 26, 2003
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Clarked

When a partner(s) in a group assignment makes you do all the work
I got clarked in this project
by sfuw February 25, 2019
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alicia clarke

She is the type of person that everyone likes. She can be rude if you give her the moment to but it terrible at learning new things she basically has no memory! Everyone loves her personality it's beautiful! this is why she's different to others and an amazing person!
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Thomas Clarkson Academy

Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.

You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.

If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.

The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.

The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021
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Maxwell Harris Clarke

Size does not matter. Max is big in spirit. That's all that matters. He is a great overall human being and enjoys long walks on the beach. Everyone who knows him loves him. He's athletic, he's taller than most first graders, and loves the smell of gasoline. Maxwell Harris Clarke is the kind of person you want to be around.
Maxwell Harris Clarke is super epic
by bichlasagnabich June 18, 2020
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