SPOT CHECK

When you run to the bathroom to see if you have started your period

Wilma was so nervous she might be pregnant after her one night stand that she was running to the bathroom every 10 minutes for a spot check.

by ltruck February 3, 2010

Cheeky Nandos

What you get to refuel, after some exhausting banter with the lads.

When you're out with the Lads on the town, having an absolutely top notch time until about two, when Charlie says he's hungry and wants to go to KFC. Now Charlie is a top lad, but Matt is just the Archbishop of Banterbury, and he suggets you go for a Cheeky Nandos. Obviosly this is agreed by everyone, and you say "lets smash it"

by Lalalalegend May 14, 2015

Death Check

A type of check in lacrosse in which you check the stick out of the hand in a downward motion, as if slamming the stick to the ground. Also used at frat parties in order to check beer out of peoples' hands because they do not have their beer in the "box".

"Death check! Keep your beer in the box, narps!"

by AverageLaxer April 18, 2010

Check it out

A phrase used mainly in Chicago used to get the attention of someone you want to fight,jump, or kill. If someone tells you to “Check it out” and you don’t know them then DON’T I REPEAT DON’T CHECK IT OUT

Nigga 1:“Ayo G folks, Check it out”
Nigga 2:“Yeah wassup”
*Beats the absolute dog shit out this nigga*

by Chi town goblin October 15, 2019

Fact-Checkers

Paid informants to promote globalist agendas, spread misinformation, and facilitate censorship of truth.

I can't share the true information with you because the fact-checkers flagged my post.

by Commandercuddles January 19, 2021

Checked out

The days leading up to your vacation/holiday, when you are no longer interested in work. You show up for work, but you are mentally "checked out."

I need to complete this project, but my vacation starts in two days. I can't seem to concentrate. I've completely checked out.

by heathenkitties December 16, 2016

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014