Caller ID Blocker

a person so paranoid about revealing their information or identity or being phone screened that they block their caller id so you are almost forced into taking their phone call or ignoring their phone call. Either that or youre getting a call from a bill collector!

Uncle Carmine: Omg Barbie Q, can you believe baby girl is calling me on the otherline blocking her caller-id, like im not going to know its her?

Barbie Q: yeah, she's such a caller ID blocker, i hate when she does that to me, so i igonore her calls anyway, then she wonders why we dont talk!

Uncle Carmine: she's such a diva, shes paranoid!

by Zio Carmine aka Don Gesu September 14, 2011

Caller IQ

A variable threshold setting for the acceptable minimum intelligence level of an incoming caller. This feature may also be used in conjunction with Caller ID, should you so desire. A novelity originated by IT Professionals so as to quickly determine the likelihood of being able to successfully interface with the caller; now gaining popularity in the mainstream public sector.

A. You call the Customer Service Helpline, but after a few rings you are disconnected. You failed to meet their Caller IQ.

B. Your mate's phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. You ask: "What's up?" She replies: "My Ex. Didn't make the Caller IQ."

by Mel G. October 21, 2012

Callery

Certifiably Bad Ass!!!

That Callery boy is so awesome; I want to be just like him!

by cwissyc October 30, 2013

Campering

The act of sleeping in, residing in, or doing a number of other activities in a camper.

"Hey John what is campering?" "Oh Mike, campering is what rednecks do. They are too poor to stay in a hotel, but still want to have the maximum negative impact on nature. Plus, campering affords them a refrigerator to store their Bud Light in."

by Billiebobthorton August 8, 2015

casper

usually a white girl whiter than casper who thinks shes black.

damn did you see casper today she acting blacker than ever today.

by tartTart January 29, 2017

Caper

A testicle from the world's smallest mammal, Craseonycteris thonglongyai. Capers are only gathered under a blue moon from the hours of midnight to 2 AM. Although Capers originate in Thailand from the Kitti's hog-nosed bat, they are shipped worldwide and marketed as a delicacy. (Do not confuse with dingleberry.)

The capers on my $45 flatbread dish were pickled in a brine solution.

by Doyouknowwhatyouareeating July 18, 2018

Caspering

When your skin be looking pale/like a ghost.

Person 1: Gaspsss! OMG!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I thought I saw a ghost but it was just you. Girlll, you be caspering.
Person 2: Girlll bye, I thought my foundation was my correct shade.
Person 1: Well, you thought wrong girlllll.

by Crusty Scrub June 13, 2019