Claire

The cutest most amazing adorable people ever in the world

Oh you name is henry well my name is Claire so u ugly

by Mr.Lonely November 6, 2019

dirty Claire

A dirty Claire is when she gets too many guys to count and has a huge orgy in her parents room when they are on vacation. But always use protection because Claire doesn’t want illegitimate children!

Wow did you see that dirty claire! That shit was wild

by I’m tired April 15, 2020

chair jockey

Someone who only works in the office at his desk. Usually used to define someone who used to do field work, but due to promotions and age, only sits in a chair and watches others work for him.

Will and I used to inspect bridges together for the state, but ever since he turned 40 and got that promotion, he's nothing but a chair jockey now, barking orders to everyone out working in the field.

by flowplow March 5, 2009

Chair

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Chairs are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

ass chair

a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.

dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"

dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"

by realcelestialphoenix March 17, 2009

Facebook chair

Toilet

over text...

D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.

by Jashy December 7, 2010

wheely chair

A chair with wheels that kids usually fight over to get in school.

Bob: Hey man i want the wheely chair!
Gary: I got it first, go it on a normal chair loser!

by bbkingofb March 18, 2017