Utter Butter

Adjective;

Used to describe some one who is a total imbecile, a buffoon, a nincompoop, a halfwit, a clod, who makes a mockery of their profession and general existence. They are completely hopeless, bereft of any kind of credibility and good common sense.

Gosh dang it Sarah is an utter butter
Writing an article about haikus and including a poem which is CLEARLY NOT a haiku was just an utter butter move
We really need to whip him into shape, because right now, he's just an utter butter
Gee she's acting like she's spread real thin, must be an utter butter

by fetherbird December 27, 2018

peanut butter foreskin

Foreskin that is covered completely in peanut butter

“yo bro i can’t believe jimmy still has foreskin”
“yeah ikr but it’s peanut butter foreskin”

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Peanut Butter Slammer

When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.

Sophia walked in on me and Daisy yesterday, so I had to give her a peanut butter slammer.

by JBDeeee June 26, 2019

Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.

Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."

by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020

Peanut butter spoon

A word that donut operator told us to look up here

Is that a peanut butter spoon?

by My name is donut September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon

I really dont know, donut operator told me to look this up on urban dictionary. I expected something dirty, but all I got was a definition about a hearty snack.

Wow I'd clean that peanut butter spoon so good with only my tongue.

by JerkinLovesDonutOperator September 23, 2020

Skin Butter

Cheesy smegma under the male penile foreskin.

I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.

I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020