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Meal Banger 

Someone that has sex with food.
Delores got home from work early and was looking forward to heating up the leftover spaghetti from the previous night... She walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Baxter, having sex with the leftover pasta... She shouted "you meal banger!" and proceeded to insert a piece of garlic bread in her vagina.
Meal Banger by G.T. Collins August 27, 2009
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badge bunny 

Proper noun: A female that goes out only with cops and firemen.
badge bunny by Franko October 26, 2003

banger alert

When a dope ass song comes on you shout this out
When someone turns on that new hit by 21 Savage
"BANGER ALERT!"
banger alert by Fuckme456 February 9, 2019

Noddy Badge

Related to the Enid Blyton Noddy books and the TV show.

Used to denote that somebody has gloated about an achievement which was in fact really minimal or that even a child could do.
"I beat my 8 year old cousin at chess".
"Well done, Mike. You're only 20 years older than her. You deserve a Noddy Badge".
Noddy Badge by Boeremuisie January 12, 2015

Crank Banger 

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.
Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.
Crank Banger by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

Banger Friendly 

adjective

When a house (or similar) has all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics for a party.
"Will's house is hella banger friendly; he has a a jacuzzi, pool, and deck overlooking the city"
Banger Friendly by OstriMonk May 20, 2017

stinking badges

Comes from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948, starring Humphrey Bogart. Bogie and two other Norteamericanos are looking for gold in Mexico. Banditos come to the campsite and identify themselves as Federales.
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"
Also a line in a Pink Floyd song:
We don't need no......stinking badges.