bacon-up that ass

how to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.

Bacon-up that ass, Girl!

by Phluffhead October 25, 2005

Bacon

Pure holy greasy love

Bob: Hey, Sorry your mom died.

Steve: It's fine, I ate some bacon.

by baconlover2010 February 3, 2010

Bacon Sarnie

A subtle euphemism for a threesome with two woman and one man.

A guy might inquire: "How would you two lovely ladies like to come back to mine for a bacon sarnie?"

by Rombéthor January 10, 2010

tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.

Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!

by dwillard May 17, 2008

back on track

The hardest demon in Geometry Dash. Harder than Bloodbath. Harder than Bloodlust. Harder than God Eater. Harder than your Dicc.

You: Woah look i just beat back on track! im better than t-series

Friend: Well yeah everyone is better than t-series

You: on 3, fuck t-series
1, 2, 3...

The whole fucking solar system: FUCK T-SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by FaZe_MLG-=-mç-Qü@çk$çøP3rrBØį February 3, 2019

Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

by Bron November 5, 2003

MMM BACON

whats better than bacon....... NOTHING its life

YES mom made bacon for diner....... MMM BACON

by JLeebs January 4, 2010