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Siberian shower

A shower usually taken with really cold water. Named after the frigid showers that inmates at a Siberian prison are forced to take daily.
My freaking landlady forgot to pay the gas bill, so we were forced to take a Siberian shower. That shit was COLD!

Man, my penis was all shriveled up after that bitch made me take a Siberian shower. I think my penis got hypothermia after that.
by Dark Overlord Azrael May 12, 2009
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vomit shower

(verb) when someone excessivley throws up their dinner due to drunken illness
the vomit shower rained upon us after marge danced around for gushers

also see Maggie Wilcox
by muffin February 14, 2005
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shower head

some thing u use to jack off with...er..girls jack off with
i had fun today in the shower with my shower head
by bura January 22, 2003
mugGet the shower headmug.

brown shower

A beautiful woman with a delicious soft ass has her anus inches from a male's face and starts to defecate in a waiting male mouth which causes the male to ejaculate, feeling satisfied of smelling and tasting a woman's shit.
"last night, I was at my girlfriends house with her sister watching tv and the girls complained that their stomachs were hurting from the meal they ate so they had to use the bathroom but the toilet was broken so they both looked at me and asked would you mind if we give brown showers until the toilet works?
by logman February 25, 2004
mugGet the brown showermug.

shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..
You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!
by James Lowe June 18, 2004
mugGet the shower massagermug.

Crimson Shower

Being the act of when a menstruating woman, straddles a partner above the face, releases her tampon, and the resulting flow of menstrual blood upon the partners face being a crimson shower.
Sandra was on her period so I asked her to give me a crimson shower
by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004
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dirty shower

when u bust a load on a girls head then piss on it to wash it off
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
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