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Martinelli Shower

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.
by Birgeneau May 7, 2010
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brooklyn shower

When you just put on a bunch of deodorant, brush your teeth and muss up your hair instead of spending the time to take a shower.
Peter Davis was running late, but he smelled bad, as usual, so he just brooklyn showered and got going.
by peterdavis666 September 8, 2013
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A Turkish shower

When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.
This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...
by Alex Largo August 19, 2016
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navy shower

When taking a shower
get in,
turn water on,
get wet,
turn water off,
lather,
turn water on,
rinse,
get out.

In the effort of conserving water, esp. on ships.
I need to use the bathroom! Take a navy shower so I can get in there!
by LLots June 18, 2006
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Sandusky shower

When a grown man of some stature lures an underage boy into a lockeroom shower with him for some educational one on one time.
Yesterday I walked in on the coach having a sandusky shower with a young boy.
by vrug November 9, 2011
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Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus
Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!
by opeake April 12, 2011
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grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.
After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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