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Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.
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Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden
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Joe Biden

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Joe Biden

"you stack spaghetti sauce at a store anananan anna supermarket"
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Joe Biden

Best semi truck driver ever, just ask him
Joe Biden is such a good semi drive he has driven to Hawaii
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Joe Biden

A senile old man, probably has dementia and definitely some balance problems.
Have you seen Joe Biden? He forgets everything
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Joe Biden

Donald: b-but senpai! Please! Don’t drop out of the election!
Joe Biden: I must kitten… it’s the only way :(
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