penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!

he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.

by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

peniscillian

The medicine of healing a womans body using your penis ejaculate.

My woman was feeling sick, so i prescribed her 500mg of peniscillian, to be taken orally, 3 times a day.

by Imprint July 16, 2008

penisfudge

A type of fudge with an added ingredient- CUM!!!

Caitlin- Mmmm that penisfudge was well tasty Ryan, got any more?
Ryan- yep, cumming right up

by caitlinann93 April 22, 2008

Penisicle

The result of freezing ones genitals in one's own cum.

Bob the Rapist: "That chick promised me a blowjob, so I made her a penisicle to suck on."

by GraceDecade March 27, 2009

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

by Dastev April 13, 2009

penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)

She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.

by wadesworld September 1, 2010

penisified

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.

AH HA ! you have just been penisified!

by penismaster690 November 30, 2010