doing a will

leaving the office to pass gass

I really needed to break wind so i was doing a will

by Deep thought January 20, 2015

Do an Edna

(1) To tell a seemingly harmless story which has an appallingly repulsive and/or filthy ending;
(2) To be stunningly rude to someone.

(1) He described his new girl friend and ended by doing an Edna on us;
(2) The football hooligans did an Edna on the visiting team;
(3) I dared him to do an Edna and he did!

by Rude Raymond May 16, 2011

doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.

"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"

by xdemos March 29, 2025

I do

I love you more handsome 😘

Ben: I love you

Chloe: I love you more
Ben: no you don't
Chloe: yes I do

by Your name September 3, 2021

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

Doing a Schlatt

to correctly predict a monarchs death

Ted: did you hear what James is doing?
Charlie: no
Ted: he is doing a schlatt, he just predicted king charles III will die on the third of june
Charlie: going 3 for 3 I see

by KingOfJaz September 24, 2022

why do the moths come out

Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW

Me: Hey why do the moths come out??
Random person: well...

by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022