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Monkey

When you attempt to penetrate a woman's anus and she says: "Oh no you di'nt!"
I attempted to stick my penis in Felicias anus, when she suddenly closed her legs and scolded: "Oh no you di'nt!" That bitch gave me The Monkey Yo !
by K Mouse August 29, 2018
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gas monkey

when something is pretty sick or in general righteous, that is gas monkey.

can also be shortened to gas monk
bob: *lands a kickflip*
kevin: that was pretty gas monk

kevin: what did you think of the movie last night?
bob: it was pretty gas monkey
by moosseess September 29, 2021
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grub monkey

This word can be used both as a noun and an adjective. 1a) A person who has been working with grease, dirt, or grime.b) someone with poor hygiene. 2) word describing the overall non-cleanliness of a person.
1) Dude, that grub monkey looks like he has been working on cars all day!
2) Chuck Norris wipes grub moneys of his arms everyday during his shower.
3) Chuck Norris stared a grub monkey in the eye and it became clean.
4) I went to Walmart and all I could see were grub monkeys!
by sneakydan1 March 12, 2011
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monkey back

When you injure your lower back in such a way, that it forces you to lean over like a monkey.
P1: I was sitting in the floor for a few hours, and now I have monkey back.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.
by 反町 February 3, 2015
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monkey

by TheGuy6969 February 28, 2022
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monkeys

dark animals who love kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken if they dont get it they will become angry and aggressive they usually shoot people and do drugs they all have names like: Tyrone, Donqavious, Jamal etc
Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too

Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
by george rizzington May 2, 2023
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Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
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