by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024
Get the Smoke Monkeymug. When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025
Get the Autistic Goon Monkeymug. A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023
Get the Monkey in the Middlemug. Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.
guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
by anonymous June 6, 2025
Get the Diamond Monkeymug. Can be used in many ways, Define you friends as joke, The actual animal, or in an offensive way like being racist.
by A N G E L April 3, 2024
Get the Monkeymug. Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.
by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010
Get the lost his monkeymug. by Poopball January 11, 2025
Get the Monkey Fencingmug.