bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 5, 2019

Cock-sucking appendage

Also known as throat, including the vocal chords of the person you're referring to

"Karen, for just one second, shut your cock-sucking appendage: I can't hear myself think!"

by Francecco May 15, 2019

bobbing for adam's apples

When another man deep throats another, causing the Adam's apple to bob up and down.

Joe likes to go to Casey's to go bobbing for adam's apples.

by Casey Gonzalez June 1, 2019

Devil’s Appetite

To habitually and often uncontrollably chew one’s own flesh, to eat oneself, often out of anxiety or boredom.

Common appendages on the body that are subjected to the effects of Devil’s Appetite are the sides of one’s knuckles, callouses on the soles of feet and toes, and the palms of one’s hands.

“Michael, why is there blood smudged on your paper?”

“Sorry, I have Devil’s Appetite and sometimes I take it a little too far.”

by Carnefice June 18, 2019

single function application

A computer application that only covers a single, distinct, area of functionality with little or no integration with other processes or other applications e.g. a simple calendar application or a business application that has complex functionality, but on for a distinct business process function such as creating and approving Purchase orders, but no direct integration/inter-dependencies with others functions, such as Financial Reporting or Stock Control in external applications or where activated as part of the same application (therefore not a Single Function Application).
The point is that Single Function Applications more likely to be SaaS products as they are less likely to need customisation or additional coding specifically for an individual installation (customer) or Integration testing.
Therefore Single Function Applications may be easily developed with traditional Agile values, rather than needing a Hybrid approach (e.g. a 'Waterfall' Integration and/or Regression Test phase after development Sprints and before Shipping each Release).

I'm developing a Single Function Application which doesn't integrate with any other areas of functionality, so I won't need to do any Integration testing with other applications of other areas of functionality.

by MattJKing71 April 10, 2019

pop cultural appropriation

Quoting or using pop culture references without knowing the origin

You: “hey coworker, I need you to resend that report.” Coworker: “ahh, you’re killing me smalls!” You: “oh I love The Sandlot!” Coworker: “What is The Sandlot?” You: That’s the move you just quoted, that’s some next level pop cultural appropriation!

by LuJon August 23, 2019

cutie pie pozo appreciation day

Every October 18th we celebrate the coolest kids birthday onna block

Example: Bro it cutie pie pozo appreciation day we should do something for him.

by CurlyPubes6996 August 28, 2019