Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

penis

penis? the thing i jerk off to grandmas.

i just jacked off my big penis

by zalismommy July 24, 2022

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

PENIS

your mom's lunch. Also male genitalia if your IQ is room temperature.

"damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by Busbusgus July 24, 2022

Penis

One's tube steak is not only an important organ in the body, but also a funny word to giggle about with your friends, regardless of age

Wilma: "penis~~" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dikfit: that is so funny, I almost forgot to laugh

by Chork dognut July 27, 2022

penis blush

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

by WWDDReally July 28, 2022

penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 29, 2022