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Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter 

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.
Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!

Wheel Barrow Baby 

Those that are carried over to the country by Illegals, then, because their born here, expect the red carpet. They think that they are entitled, and everyone owes them everything because you have it and they don't . They were never taught basic communicating skills. They push and shove, while in a line, and disrespect elders, old people, women, & especially the disabled. They would never think about getting a job and working for it. You are expected to just give them everything, because you are the one that is lucky. If they got a job, that would mean getting up early for work every day, not doing their drugs, being told by somebody what to do, and heaven forbid, PAYING TAXES.
I was trying to pay at the cashier window, when this Wheel Barrow Baby behind me said: I ain't wait'n in no damn line no longer. Maybe I'll just not pay for this shit!
Wheel Barrow Baby by arckstr4u September 24, 2011
what your dad says to your mom when their fucking eachother
dad: oo babyhumps that's what i like
mom: OUCH!!
o baby by hot chik October 21, 2006

brick baby 

a baby that is a drain on society, one that will will accomplish nothing in life and end up being a grocery bagger at best.
A brick baby is most likely produced by hippies or porch monkeys :/
brick baby by dating satan February 21, 2008

Food baby 

When your belly falls over your belt line.
1.Duude your food baby is getting huge, dont you think its time to go on a diet.

2.Bro what the hell did you feed your food baby today?

Bitch Baby 

A piece of work, douech bag. This person is the type of person who really pisses you off by dissapointing you all the time and or ditching you whenever you have plans together. That or they fail at life because they don't have an A in Music Appreciation, when everyone else does and it's the easist class ever. It's hard to spot a bitch baby; you can tell if your friends are a bitch baby easily though, just make plans and if they ditch to see their "dead mothers grave" then they are a bitch baby. They also try to make up other excuses by saying umm alot.
Jack: Hey Stan, why did you ditch us last night.
Stan: Well, ummm, yeah, about that. I had to go see my grandmother's grave.
Jack: The one that is still alive, or the one that you don't have?
Stan: Ummmm, well she died last night.
Jack: And she already has a grave and is burried?
Stan: Umm, yeah.
Jack: Quit making up excuses you little bitch baby.
Bitch Baby by Sneabretsam December 25, 2008