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Monkey

Idk. Some weird shit form Dragon Ball Z or somthing.
by Legendary.Mp5 April 21, 2021
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Full Monkey

When an individual jumps around or over something or someone to avoid exposure to a nasty situation.
At the Taj Mahal in India, AP1 had to go full monkey in the men’s bathroom to avoid contact with people sleeping on the floor in urine and others taking a standing bath in the sink.
by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025
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Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022
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Monkey food

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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monkey

by trollingquest December 8, 2020
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Monkey Burnout

A word made up by monkey haters to justify their evil no good monkey hating philosophy.
Monkey Burnout is a real thing guys, I swear I don't hate monkeys.
by not Sefi January 15, 2024
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Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.
by jbleezy April 12, 2015
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