board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

Monkey on her back

a difficult issue.

The monkey on her back is still the fact that she missed the competition the previous year.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business

“He drives like he’s on monkey”

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey”

by on monkey April 5, 2024

Black Monkey

A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys

Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."

Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"

Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."

by NotPoiix February 13, 2024

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Monkey

You.

You are a monkey.

by A CatFromAfrica September 2, 2022

monkey gangbang

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

by fecklord January 15, 2019