wanker!

some1 that wank's em self.
a rude word.

I need a wank. <- this person is a wanker!
Fuck off you bloddy wanker!

by sidask8r May 14, 2005

wanger

A banging party, possibly involving drugs and alcohol, usually done without the knowledge of parents; a wanger-out means that a wanger was "crashed" by the police.

what a wanger last night blud (what a great party last night, mate)

wanger-out but we still had a laugh (police interfered in a party going out of control)

by Aii impot January 17, 2007

wanker

Wan - car

A derogatory term for someone who is useless.

I knew someone once who sterilised himself whilst trying to get free electricity, the wanker

by John Sykes July 22, 2003

Wankerisims

Shithead.

This Dickhead is full of shit.

by Babs October 2, 2003

Banker Wanker

An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.

Dude, Ricky is such a Banker Wanker. He is in the men's room all the time!

by s. pole September 24, 2014

hankerin for some wankerin

an urge to jerk off

seeing my cousin's sweet bouncing boobies gave me a hankerin for some wankerin

by pickles mcdoody April 2, 2010

wanker

Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.

Hugh Grant is a fucking wanker.

by U. R. Supergay July 2, 2009