Gator teeth

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she starts getting hella toothy.

Friend 1: " Yo homie how did last nite go with your girl?"

Friend 2:" She was givin me a blow job and all of a sudden she started goin all gator teeth on me! It hurt like a skazz and i sweat at one point the bit the tip yo!"

by 69erandthenDineher April 9, 2011

giving teeth

When a person gives you a blowjob and you constantly feel their hard mouthstones against your meat

Tom: She was giving teeth the whole time she blew me, it was terrible!

by Baddragon0006969 April 4, 2020

British teeth

Horrible teeth owned by the lowest of the low.

Dentist says: damn this guy got British teeth

Patient says: oh shit

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Jerk Teeth

Jerking off while you’re brushing your teeth

“You’re telling me you haven’t mastered the jerk teeth?”

by Jamie rogers July 14, 2022

Telephone pole teeth

Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.

She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !

by samgolfing December 15, 2011

Semi-hard teeth

When a blow job requires teeth that aren't too soft or too hard but just right, the blow job giver removes their real teeth replacing them with confectionery teeth that become semi-hard as the blow job progresses.

Guy 1: Hey that blow job felt great
Guy 2: Probably because of my new semi-hard teeth.
Guy 3: I want to go next.. takes a hammer out and 2 confectionery teeth from a candy bag.. grins
Guy 4: laughs!!!... we don't need a hammer.. slides a teeth buster over his cock and face fucks Guy 3 breaking out all his teeth, before stuffing the confectionery teeth into their bleeding gums.

by Jax Cavalera January 17, 2019

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021