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Suite Curses

“Suite Curses was so good.”
Something wicked comes your way.”
by cabrarakt June 2, 2023
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putrid suit

Putrid suit. A feminist news reporter who is covering up her shaggy, sweaty, naughty grabby bits to appeal to men watching sport.
That girl commentating on the Ashes. She has sexy legs and amazing tits, but the She is wearing a putrid suit
by loose Aussie unit June 16, 2023
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bridle suite

A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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Uncle Suit

A uncle suit is a sweatsuit / tracksuit. But it’s more baggy and slouchy. The most important thing about an uncle suit is the top and bottom matches. Uncle suits can be made out of silk, cashmere, cotton, spandex, or anything as long as the top and bottom matches.
Person 1: “that’ a sexy uncle suit you got on!”

Person 2: “Thanks its monrow
by Jhenè 🦋 June 7, 2024
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There was lots of rotating machines along the pathway, so we had to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.
by HateStain May 7, 2025
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ghillie suited

When skiing, being irrationally racked for the current time and place.
Joe was so ghillie suited in the library at 2PM on a tuesday
by thelagisreal April 14, 2024
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