long story short

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

Careedy Story

A story which is communicated with such descriptive enthusiasm and gusto, along with expressive flailing of limbs, that the listener cannot help but stand transfixed in anticipation of the ensuing delails.

Unfortunately, not enough space is provided for an accurate representation of a Careedy Story. Sorry.

by HossBoss April 25, 2007

Corey Story

noun- When someone confidently makes such a ridiculous lie up that everyone in the room is just waiting to pounce and call them on the bullshit. Usually upon the call of the bluff the storyteller will continue to dig himself deeper into the lie.

Corey Story: Arnold Swartzenager was a huge porn star before he became famous. How do you think he got started?

Everyone in room: Uh I think you're full of shit man. I think we would've heard of that if that were true.

Corey Story: No man I'm 100% positive. He did a lot of scenes. I thought everyone knew that. It's a known fact that he was a porn star. Duh!

Everyone: We've just googled it and you're full of shit.

Corey Story: No man it's totally true I read it somewhere.

Everyone: No you didn't. You made it up. You lose. Shut the fuck up.

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

David Story

When a person tells a story that is clearly unrealistic and everybody knows that he/she is full of shit. When the person is confronted they then become defensive and tell you to ask their father for proof.

That douche bag was telling a David Story when he said that he motor boated a donkey.

by Tito Esquire February 22, 2011

Merek Story

a story that builds tension leading up to a climax and then ends without a resolution.

I was walking in the amazon rainforest and a it was really foggy so i couldnt see enything. The fog was so dense that i couldnt see my hand in front of me. I thought something was about to attack me...then nothing did.

Wow, what a Merek Story

by dudeman-swag September 25, 2011

stir-fry

The act of making out without ever getting to the point of exchanging bodily fluids.

I had to break up with that biatch because she was all stir-fry no action!

by Eff Knutt February 16, 2005

Omorashi Sex Story

Ivy had walked through into her gfs home, her needing to desperately go to the bathroom. Her gf, Rain had moved over to her, pinning her to the wall. "...R..rain?" Ivy had said, shivering, Rain had slowly unbuttoned Ivys shirt, her squeezing her tits. Ivy had moaned, them locking the door and taking off their clothes. Ivy still needing to go, slightly leaked and Rain knew what was going on. She had gone under Ivy, squeezing her bladder. Ivy didn't let it go yet, but she wanted to. Ivy moaned, while Rain kept squeezing her bladder. Ivy moaned, letting half of it go, with a full bladder she had only let go half, and then Rain had pinned her down on the ground, her fingers going into Ivys pussy. Ivy moaned, Rains fingers growing damp. Ivy let it all go on the third squeeze, cumming, moaning as she did so. Rain had giggled, her getting kinky and horny. She licked Ivys clit, and Ivy moaned, their roommate coming in. Ivy and Rain had pulled her in as she was quite close to them, taking off her shirt and both of them rubbing her tits and rubbing her clit. Their roommate moaned, some cum squirting out onto Rains fingers. Rain had licked her wet pussy clean, sticking her fingers in deeper. Slower, then faster out of the blue. The roommate had developed cum rain, and it squirted all over, not stopping, while the roommate moaned. Rain had crouched back as the roommate looked at her. "Your turn, sweetie..." The roommate said, rubbing her delicious clit and rubbing her soft large tits.

You liked this Omorashi Sex Story, didn't you, you horny ass.

by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS January 5, 2023