splooty tooties

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio

“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”

by Evandm04 August 13, 2023

Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.

Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.

by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025

splooge spiegel

A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.

Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.

by erotonaut January 11, 2009

sploocy

what you call a person when they do something silly or stupid

Person A: *trips over own feet*
Person B: did you seriously trip over your own feet? wow youre such a sploocy

by lilmamaa October 12, 2008

sploiting

To betray your allies, To shoot down your own teammates.

"You guys are Sploiting, Im BLUE!"

"Blue? haha not anymore" >:)

by Highspeedlimo January 14, 2009

Sploogen

Sploongen is another word for a joint.

I'm goin outside to go smoke a sploogen.

by Bob- ann April 17, 2009

sloot

A blatant and self confessed whore

That Belinda is quite the sloot!

Wayne is quite the sloot slaya!

by drugs-are-bad September 8, 2009